Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future

tasteyouonmytounge: latest shots

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:45:32 -0400

tasteyouonmytounge:

latest shots

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:43:36 -0400

yunoeatyourbroccoli: theguiltydufresne: nabeleon: “i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t “I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:42:49 -0400

yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

"2014 tour"

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:41:39 -0400

"2014 tour"
"new album"
"new merch"
"movie"
"perfume"
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:40:40 -0400

rnikedirnt: rnikedirnt: my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:40:18 -0400

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous

"Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way: “My name is Kelsey..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:21:52 -0400

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Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way: “My name is Kelsey and I’m nineteen..”
but what I’d really like to say is:
“My name means island of the ships but once
I found a translation that said I’m a burning shipwreck-
not a burning ship but a ship that has caught fire
after the wreckage and well, I’d say that’s more fitting.”

I’ve learned that people don’t have time for about me’s.
They need two things: a name and an indication you’re someone special.

The doctors, they want facts not details.
“I broke my leg when I was three, it’s a funny story actually-“
The right or the left?
Conversation over.

The teachers, they want interests, hobbies.
You’re sad, yes, but what do you like to do?

The adults are a spew of questions.
What school do you go to? What classes are you taking?
What do you plan on becoming? Got a boyfriend?
No, stop.

People my own age are the worst.
“I’m planning on an English degree with a concentration in creative writing.”
Yeah, aren’t we all. So how many times have you, you know,
done it?

I’m pulled apart, my interests travelling highway 2
my goals at a stop light at traffic hour,
my medical history on a billboard for the world to see.
But what about me?

Where’s the chance to say,
“I hang on to fistfuls of poetry like loose change in my pockets,
and I keep waiting for the day that the world turns upside down
so I can swim with the stars.
I’m not afraid of darkness, it’s a loneliness I can empathize with it.
It’s the blackholes like cigarette burns inside of me that get troublesome.
I walk through graveyards and read the dashes between years,
each a story I’ll never know. Sometimes I create my own.”

No one, none of us know who we are anymore.

”

- Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write and About Me and This is What Happened” (via ignify)

brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:18:18 -0400

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

alltheselittlethings123: mycroft-queenofcake: llamabutts: omg what if you opened someones blog...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:17:57 -0400

alltheselittlethings123:

mycroft-queenofcake:

llamabutts:

omg what if you opened someones blog and their background was your face

is that how celebrities feel?

internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:17:26 -0400

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:17:10 -0400

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

Interviewer: You know when you type 'Je' into the Google search engine, your name comes up first, beating Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:16:30 -0400

Interviewer: You know when you type 'Je' into the Google search engine, your name comes up first, beating Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lawrence: Hahaha! But wait... what about Jesus?
Interviewer:

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:16:00 -0400

ozzyosborntodie: me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:15:30 -0400

ozzyosborntodie:

me and my posse on our way to fuck yo man

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Tue, 21 May 2013 15:14:52 -0400

crazyflux: im following back tons and promoting today!

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:14:11 -0400

crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

bird-on-a-leash: paperwhale: claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:13:09 -0400

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

Barcelona - May 21st

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:12:48 -0400

Barcelona - May 21st

crazyflux: im following back tons and promoting today!

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:12:30 -0400

crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:12:13 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society